Fun/Weird stuff

 Which came first ..... the chicken?... I take full responsiblity for this!

Web stuff (much of this is old, but if you haven't read it, it will be new to you! - The views expressed are some random anonymous web people with *way* too much time on their hands!)

As things get added, they will be added to the "top" of each section

Featured web humor (one of the first I ever got, and my favorite!)

 The Little Bars of Soap

 The "COW" page    Here is a little tidbit of email fun.

Warnings :

 You've heard of the Y2K bug, here is the 100GB bug! (added 11/15/98)

Physics/Chemistry stuff :

 Heaviest Element

 Anti-Gravity concepts

 Big Bang Name contest

 Brick Layer's Insurance Story

 The Classic "Cartoon Laws of Physics"

 A Chemistry Joke

 A Chemistry Christmas

 Chicken Soup Fusion

 A cry for help from Jupiter

 No Santa ??

 Theoretical Physics - Chicken Joke (Dr. Scott *loves* this one!)

 Physics Consumer Label Warnings

 A Rocket "cautionary" tale

 Solar Eclipse Scheduling complaints

 Theoretical Physics Song

 It's not nice to fool Father Chemistry

 A very dangerous chemical!

Media stuff :

 The problem with translating slogans (Many of these may be "hoaxes" in that it is not the real translation .. there was some news on this recently where the media picked up these from a web site and claimed they were accurate.)

Computer Stuff :

 A definition for Windows 95

 The Good Time Virus

 Another Nasty Virus (gasp!)

 If Airlines were like Computer systems ..

 "Let it C" song

 A Mac Christmas

 A pilot requests some help ...

 A "Nerd" Test

 Pentium Bug Jokes

 A little Poe, a little DOS

 Real coders ...

 You've been on the computer too long ..

 Nine types of Users

 More Virus Stuff

 WinDoze

Star Trek Stuff :

 Way too many Borg quotes

 Way too many Star Trek Jokes

 The Classic Kirk vs Picard list

Miscellaneous stuff :

 Random Steven Wright-ish quotes

 Random Sayings

 Humorous (but real?) court transcripts

 Actual (?) job application for fast food place

 Could this be Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement Address? (I believe the answer is no - I think Kurt has denied it. But take a look anyways, it is clever!)

 Darwin Awards - Survival of the least stupid

 Forrest Gump at the Pearly Gates

 Genie Joke .. Testosterone-poisoned will not find this funny.

 A great numbers game .. do not skip to the end!

 A collection of one-liners

 Bad puns

 Funny signs

 Timecode memo for on-the-clock employees

 So you want a day off?

 Things to do in an elevator

 A bit of Groucho Marks

 The "Why" Questions (mostly Steven Wright)

 Meetings a la Dave Barry

 Wanna buy a Missle?

 Stress diet

 A story about a man and his watch

General School stuff :

 How to Know when it is Exam Time

 Final exams you don't want to see!

 Fun things to do during a final

 Gramar Tips (yes, it is spelled wrong!)

 Tips on taking notes

 Roommate fun

Christmas-related stuff :

 Christmas stuff

 The Government's view of Christmas

 Do the Christmas Mash