3 guys were walking along the beach when they come across a genie bottle.
The genie said that since only 3 wishes can be granted, he'd give one to
each of them.

The genie asked the first guy:  What is your wish?  Guy #1 answered, I want
you to double my IQ.  Poof!  The genie did as asked.  The guy could answer
just about any question put to him.  Amazing.

The genie asked the second guy:  What is your wish?  Guy #2 answered, I want
you to triple my IQ.  Poof!  The genie did as asked.  The guy could solve
any math, physics, philosophical questions that had never been solved
before!  Amazing. 

The genie asked the third guy:  What is your wish?  Guy #3 answered, I want
you to multiply my IQ by ten!!!  The genie was scared of this request.  He
told guy #3 - this is very dangerous, you don't know what you're asking,
please pick something else.  Guy #3 was adamant - 10 times!!!!.  The genie
and the guy went back and forth and back and forth.  Well, the genie did
have to grant whatever wish was requested.  So - poof!!

The genie did as asked!  Guy #3 was amazed - he could feel the changes being
made, he was so excited.   He just knew he even looked smarter and asked for
a mirror -  and what did he see............ the face of a woman!