COWS

Cows 60, Humans 0

1. Say COW before each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
Stupid
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

2. Say COW after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
Stupid
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

3. Say COW before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
Stupid
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

4. Start at the bottom and read the words upwards.

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
Stupid
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look