There are two rules for ultimate success in life:
   1. Never divulge everything you know.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

I don't suffer from stress. I'm merely a carrier.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
   good with ketchup.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Someday we'll look back on all this and while we're looking, we'll plow
   into a parked car.