The Christmas Mash
  (please note: Mash not MOSH!)

I was building in my work shop late one night, when my eyes beheld 
a joyous sight. For the toys I'd built began to rise and suddenly 
to my surprise.

Refrain:
<They did the mash>  they did the christmas mash
<the christmas mash> It was (3:and it's a) north pole smash
<They did the mash> it (2:they) caught on with a flash 
<they did the mash>  they did the christmas mash

In my toy work shop in my castle claus, To the raindeer stables 
where they stomp their paws (?) The elves all came from their humble 
abodes they climbed into my sleigh and away we rode!

REFRAIN2: 
<They did the mash>  they did the christmas mash
<the christmas mash> It was north pole smash
<They did the mash> they caught on with a flash 
<they did the mash>  they did the christmas mash

The elves were having fun <Dancer dasher ahhh>
The Party had just begun <Prancer Vixen ahhhwwwoo>
The guests included Snowman...<something> Rudolf and his son.

The scene was Rocking while we were decking the halls.
We drank lots of eggnog and danced with the elves.  And the three 
wise men were about to appear with a fruit cake for Santa that I 
gave them last year! 

REFRAIN
<They did the mash>  They did the christmas mash
<the christmas mash> And it's a north pole smash
<They did the mash> it caught on with a flash 
<they did the mash>  they did the christmas mash


And down from the rooftops, Scrooges voice did ring, it seemed he 
was troubled by just one thing. Open the shutters and threw open the sash:
"Whatever happened to the bah Humbug Dash!!!"  {Scrooge Voice a must}

Refrain:
<It's now the mash>  It's the christmas mash 
<the christmas mash> And it's north pole smash
<It's now the mash> it's caught on with a flash 
<It's now the mash> It's now the christmas mash

Now everything is cool and Scrooge is a part of the Band.
And my Christmas Mash is the hit of the land.
For Good Boys and Girls this mash is meant for you
When I get to your roof top I'll come and teach you!

Refrain:
<then you can mash>  Then you can christmas mash 
<the christmas mash> And do my north pole smash
<then you can mash> You'll catch on in a flash!
<then you can mash> Then you can christmas mash

HO HO HO HO HO 
Easy Prancer
Hohoho
On Doner on vixen
Dance away Dance Away Dance away all!


Ho ho ho 
MERRY CHRISTMAS