"Name the 'Big Bang'" contest entries

A past issue of Sky and Telescope (S&T) Magazine has an article on the
contest that the magazine held to rename the Big Bang.

In the end they received over 13,000 entries but the judges (Timothy 
Ferris, a S&T columnist, Hugh Downs, 20/20 host and avid amateur 
astronomer and Carl [billions and billions] Sagan) found none of 
them to be better than the original "Big Bang", which was coined by an 
astronomer named Fred Hoyle.

Some of the entries were very humorous :

START (some trivial acronym regarding time)
Big TOE (theory of everything)
The NICK of Time (nature's initial cosmic kickstart)
Whatchamajigger Trigger
What happens if I press this button?
Bob
Elvis
Bertha D. Universe
Portrait of the Universe as a young Bam
God's log-on
The Big Boot
God Fodder
The Force
BS (before Sagan)
You're never going to get it all back in there again